I don’t want to sound mental, but I’m starting to feel a bit like I’m in a bubble? Is this what being high is? Do you feel like you’re in a thick bubble? — Oh god, this isn’t good, I feel unusual. Why did you have me eat it? Why? My arms feel odd. — Jay, I think I’m going wrong. Time is going by really, really, really, really slowly. You need to call an ambulance, right now. Because I can’t use the phone my arms don’t work and my hands are sausages. — Jay, I’m serious, you feel miles away. I think I might be dying. What if I’m a dead person? Please call an ambulance. — But… my hands! — Neil, Neil! You’ve got to help me, everything’s going flat, and I think I might be dead.
Inbetweener's, love. <3